I got into radio to irritate my parents. They thought it was a phase. Unfortunately for them, it stuck. In a nutshell, I am a Sacramento Kings junkie, scatter brained, un-organized neat freak. I don’t know how to dance, I like eating squash, and I think little people are cute(I can’t use my favorite M word there). I like to make fun of accents, vain people and body builders, but never to their face, because they are stronger than me. I’m a sucker for Eggs Benedict, Chinese food and Hostess HO-HO’s. By the way, did you know there is a store in Modesto off of Prescott and Standiford that sells nothing but hostess treats? 82 Days out of the year, you can go ahead and check me off your list as NOT PRESENT, because those are the nights that the Sacramento Kings play, and I will be busy watching them rebuild. That about sums it up.

Thanks for clicking on my page, but I have to warn you, I only click once on a first date. I like to move slow. And hey.. Give me credit, I didn't do one of those lame bio pages where ever single D.J. in America thinks it's cool to say something stupid like "I was born in a forest and raised by monkey's in the Congo." To quote Madden... "REALLY?" 

Just some quick stats:
Name – Ian Riley.. I have a middle name, but it’s super embarrassing.
Birthday – July 21 197?
Home Town – Auburn California
Family – 1 sister, a mom, a dad, 1 dog and a PS3. Anybody down with NBA 2k10?  Find me online.  My ps3 name is did_ur_mom no joke.
Food –Love, love LOVE Chinese food and steak!!
Pet Peves - Vain people, door to door religion salesmen, and open mouthed chewers.
Hero’s – My mom and dad… And Jack from the Jack In The Box